Jim Nicosia, the official FAQ's

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I've got an idea!

How old were you when you first started writing?

 

Do you have any kids?

 

Is your website kid-friendly?

 

Are you on any of those social networking sites?

 

Have you run any marathons yourself?

 

What's the world's fastest animal?

 

Are you serious?

 

What were you thinking, young man?

 

Do you really expect me to believe that?

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

What does "chuck" mean?

 

What kind of people spend so much time thinking about woodchucks?

 

Are you real, or fictional?

 

Do you remember to wear your dust mask when you paint and use sandpaper?